Which One Is It....

The Starbucks phenomena. People, for God's sake it's only coffee. Stupid

Harry Potter craze. Only in America will kids line up before dawn to purchase a book about a juvenile warlock. Stupid

The "You Tube" craze. Americans have wayyyy too much time on their hands. Way too much. Dumb

Psychics. It's astonishing how many people believe this ish! How come they never predict who's going to win the California Million Dollar Lotto? Why no prediction on Hurricane Katrina? Aw, get outta here with your crystal ball. Dumb and Stupid

"The Biggest Loser". Who wants to see a bunch of fat people sweating and exercising? And then...(drum roll,please), the hi-light of the show: the weigh-in! Come on. Dumb

Playing video games all day. No wonder so many American kids score low on SATs. Parents should take away all those video games and buy some books for their illiterate knot head offspring. Clicking a controller all day - how boring! Dumb and Stupid

Brittney Spears. Can't sing, can't dance, still behaving like the "trailer trash" she is, bad mother, loose morals, psycho behavior - yup, no wonder she's a star. Dumb and Stupid

People talking on cell phones in restaurants. When I see and hear this, I want to go over to them, snatch that thing out of their hand and hit them over the head with it! Who the hell wants to hear your phone conversation while they're trying to have dinner? Inconsiderate jerks. Dumb and Stupid

People (usually young urban types), who wear false gold teeth, aka "grills". If they really knew how damned pathetically ignorant they looked, I would hope they'd stop this negative attention-getting tactic. Dumb and Stupid

Tattoos all over one's body. Need I say more, really? What fool does this and why? Do you really think this makes you more attractive? It doesn't and in addition to being less attractive you also look totally out of touch with reality. Having one or two tattoos is no big thing but when you want to make yourself look like a walking advertisement for all sorts of stupid-ass cartoons, swastikas, crosses, hearts, etc., YOU CRAZY! Dumb and Stupid

Those Jenny Craig commercials with Kirstie Alley. Sorry, Kirstie, hon, you still look heavy. Don't get off JC quite yet. And, please try not to speak so much as your voice is so damned annoying! Dumb and Stupid

Star Jones. Having bypass surgery didn't help this chick's looks at all! Instead of a blimp, she now looks like a pop-eyed scarecrow. I can't figure out why people are interested in how she lost the weight. It should be fairly obvious it was surgery and besides that, who the hell cares about her? Let's see: a lonely, successful obese woman who marries a gay man (she claims she didn't know he was gay - ok, sure, Star. If that's your story, you stick to it, girlfriend). It's been done before, people. Dumb and Stupid